Register's Annual Great Bike Ride Across Iowa
(to the tune of Love Shack by the B-52s)

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... RAGBRAI!
RAGBRAI yeah

I'm headin' down the Iowa highway,
Lookin' for a ride getaway, heading for THE ride getaway.
I got me a van, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down to the RABRAI
I got me a Dodge Ram, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your icebox money

The RAGBRAI is a little old place where we can get together
RAGBRAI baby, RAGBRAI bay-bee.
Iowa, that's where it's at, Ooo Iowa baby, that's where it's at

Sign says (woo) stay away fools, 'cause bikes rule at the RAGBRAI!
Well it's set way back in the middle of farm fields,
Just a funky old ride and I gotta get back

Hotties on the mattress
Hotties on the highway
Hotties on the front porch
Hotties on the hallway

The RAGBRAI is a little old ride where we can get together
RAGBRAI baby! Iowa, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
Wearin' next to nothing cause it's hot as an oven
The whole ride shimmies!
The whole ride shimmies
When everybody's spinnin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little ride! Funky little ride!

Hop in my Dodge Ram, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a van, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your icebox money.

Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar.
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you.
Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you!
Bang bang, on the door baby
Bang bang, on the door
Bang bang, on the door baby
Bang bang,
Your what?... Back wheel, pinch flat!

RAGBRAI, baby RAGBRAI!
Ride baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the RAGBRAI