If you're asking yourself, "who the hell are you?" then let me reply by answering,

"Who the hell are YOU!?!"

I mean, if you're visiting this site, it's probably because you already know who I am, so why are you asking?!  Think before you ask these questions, Mitch.

In case you hadn't figured it out yet, my name is George--  George E. Longoria to be precise and this is my website.

I don't have much to say (ok, that's a complete line of B.S. 'cause since you know me, you know I can be quite loquacious) so I won't bore you with anything witty or profound.  In fact, the real reason I created this web site was so that I can link my pics to the various web forums I belong to, and oh yeah, so that I can direct my friends and family (that would probably include you- sad, isn't it?) to one easy to remember page on the net to see what I've been up to.  So look around, vicariously relive the fun we had, and if you want to join us on our next adventure, e-mail me!

The contents and images appearing in this website are Copyright © 2004 by the author unless otherwise noted.
What this means to you is, don't scam my crap unless you ask first or unless I already scammed it from you!